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Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Endicott
New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
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I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.
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I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the same thing over and over again.
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We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.
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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
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I like to be the one in charge of everything.
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If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.
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Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.
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You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.
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I have no desire to carry a movie.
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I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
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As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever had,' and it's always me saying it. But I do know in my heart they all feel the same way, probably.
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It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
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although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.
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I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
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When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic drugs. Back out of the room slowly.
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There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.
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I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.
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