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Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
Actress
Comedian
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Endicott
New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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I've always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff.
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Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.
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I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.
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I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.
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All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.
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although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.
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It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.
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There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
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You just can't enjoy any of the movie when you're in it.
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I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.
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I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.
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If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.
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More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.
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I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
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If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.
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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
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I love depressing movies and depressing books.
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