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Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
Actress
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Endicott
New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way.
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I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.
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All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.
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I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.
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I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.
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Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.
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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
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