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As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever had,' and it's always me saying it. But I do know in my heart they all feel the same way, probably.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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