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Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Endicott
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.
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I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy.
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You just can't enjoy any of the movie when you're in it.
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I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
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If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.
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A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.
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My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
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If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.
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They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?
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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
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When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.
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Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.
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Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?
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My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
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I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
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My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
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I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.
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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.
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I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.
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I'm not very good with drink recipes. If I'm entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I'll make for the whole evening of the whole month.
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