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Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
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I've always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff.
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I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.
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Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.
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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
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