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Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
Actress
Comedian
Film Actor
Novelist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Endicott
New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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Ideas
Adhesive
Crafting
Inexpensive
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I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
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My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
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I'm not a first-place person.
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I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull my body over to the side and squat. I don't want to be one of those people who are on their phone all the time.
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My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
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Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.
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But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
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I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.
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People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.
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When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.
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As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever had,' and it's always me saying it. But I do know in my heart they all feel the same way, probably.
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If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.
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If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.
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I love depressing movies and depressing books.
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I'm not very good with drink recipes. If I'm entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I'll make for the whole evening of the whole month.
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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
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Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.
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My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
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That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.
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