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I love depressing movies and depressing books.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way.
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I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.
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I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.
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I swear I want to be a food model.
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I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
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Imagination! My problem is that I have so many ideas, I never have enough time to use them all. Just the other day I thought up eleven things I could do with a flowerpot. Eleven! Three of those things didn't even involve plants.
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People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.
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When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.
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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
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I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.
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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
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Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.
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A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.
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The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
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Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
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Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.
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If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.
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On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris
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