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I love depressing movies and depressing books.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
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I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.
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I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
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The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
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Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.
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I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
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We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.
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There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.
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But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
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All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
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I like it when people who aren't so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like it when they dress up and they look presentable. That, to me, just touches me.
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