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I'm not a first-place person.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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That's why I love improvisational theater so much - you do it [scene] once and then it's done. You don't get bogged down with a lot of preplanning and repetition. If I do something and it gets a laugh, I don't want to do it again. Why bother? I'm just repeating myself. It's boring.
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