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I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.
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That's why I love improvisational theater so much - you do it [scene] once and then it's done. You don't get bogged down with a lot of preplanning and repetition. If I do something and it gets a laugh, I don't want to do it again. Why bother? I'm just repeating myself. It's boring.
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.
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I live in the moment.
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On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris
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Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.
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Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.
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I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'
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I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.
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It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.
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I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.
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My characters always like themselves.
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Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
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We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.
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It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
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But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
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When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out, I'm not good at it.
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When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic drugs. Back out of the room slowly.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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