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I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.
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I'm very domestic I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.
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I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.
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When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic drugs. Back out of the room slowly.
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I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.
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That's why I love improvisational theater so much - you do it [scene] once and then it's done. You don't get bogged down with a lot of preplanning and repetition. If I do something and it gets a laugh, I don't want to do it again. Why bother? I'm just repeating myself. It's boring.
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Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.
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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
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I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
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I have no desire to carry a movie.
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I like to be the one in charge of everything.
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I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
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You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.
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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
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I swear I want to be a food model.
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I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.
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I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.
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I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.
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The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
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