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I have no desire to carry a movie.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.
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Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
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I love depressing movies and depressing books.
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Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.
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If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.
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If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.
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If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.
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Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.
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Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.
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Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?
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I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.
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Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.
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If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.
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Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
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There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.
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I love old cookbooks. I just got such a kick out of them, how the color would be way off or fake looking. The cook books now look so much like magazines, you'll never make food that looks like that. I'd rather see it the ugly way than they way they do it now.
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There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
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