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I have no desire to carry a movie.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
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New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.
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When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.
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I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.
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I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.
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I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.
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