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I have no desire to carry a movie.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.
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It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
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I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music.
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Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
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I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.
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They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?
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Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
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If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.
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I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.
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I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.
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