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I have no desire to carry a movie.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.
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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
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I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.
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