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The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
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Endicott
New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
Everyone
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I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.
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I've never played anyone who didn't like themselves. I don't care if they're unattractive, but it's important that they think of themselves as attractive. And I guess that's part of their charm.
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I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
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I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
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It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
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Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.
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Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.
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I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way.
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Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
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I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.
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I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.
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I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.
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Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.
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I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.
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If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
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