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The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
Actress
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Endicott
New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.
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I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music.
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Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.
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I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.
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I have no desire to carry a movie.
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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
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But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
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I love depressing movies and depressing books.
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I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.
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I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.
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Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
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My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
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I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.
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There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.
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Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
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I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
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If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.
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I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.
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I've never played anyone who didn't like themselves. I don't care if they're unattractive, but it's important that they think of themselves as attractive. And I guess that's part of their charm.
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