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Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
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New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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