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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
Actress
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Endicott
New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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I swear I want to be a food model.
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Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.
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I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy.
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
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I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.
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although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.
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I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the same thing over and over again.
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That's why I love improvisational theater so much - you do it [scene] once and then it's done. You don't get bogged down with a lot of preplanning and repetition. If I do something and it gets a laugh, I don't want to do it again. Why bother? I'm just repeating myself. It's boring.
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You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.
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I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.
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