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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
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When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic drugs. Back out of the room slowly.
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