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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way.
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My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.
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I am an aging Girl Scout.
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I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.
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I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music.
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I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.
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If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.
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Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
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There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
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I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.
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I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy.
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I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt.
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I'm not very good with drink recipes. If I'm entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I'll make for the whole evening of the whole month.
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People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.
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I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.
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Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.
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