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Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Endicott
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.
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Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.
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I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.
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I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.
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We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.
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But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.
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Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.
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I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
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But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
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My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
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If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever had,' and it's always me saying it. But I do know in my heart they all feel the same way, probably.
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I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.
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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
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I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
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I like it when people who aren't so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like it when they dress up and they look presentable. That, to me, just touches me.
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When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.
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