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Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic drugs. Back out of the room slowly.
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My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
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I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy.
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Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
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I like it when people who aren't so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like it when they dress up and they look presentable. That, to me, just touches me.
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.
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You just can't enjoy any of the movie when you're in it.
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But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
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I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt.
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although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.
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If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.
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I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.
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If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.
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