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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
Actress
Comedian
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Screenwriter
Stage Actor
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Endicott
New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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