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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
Actress
Comedian
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Endicott
New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.
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My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
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When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.
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