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I swear I want to be a food model.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.
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I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.
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You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.
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I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.
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Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens, I'm always disappointed because it's never like what I imagined in my head. When an idea becomes a reality, then it's a job. I'd rather just think about it.
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When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.
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My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
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The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
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I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.
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I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.
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I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the same thing over and over again.
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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
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I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
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My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
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It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
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I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out, I'm not good at it.
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I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.
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