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I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
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Endicott
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I always find something to keep me busy.
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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
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When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.
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I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.
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