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I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
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Endicott
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music.
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I need a costume to be convinced that I'm somebody else. Otherwise, it's just me. It's just Amy saying lines. I haven't really become somebody else. And what's the fun in that?
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I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.
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You just can't enjoy any of the movie when you're in it.
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A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.
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Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
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If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.
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I love old cookbooks. I just got such a kick out of them, how the color would be way off or fake looking. The cook books now look so much like magazines, you'll never make food that looks like that. I'd rather see it the ugly way than they way they do it now.
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I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
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I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.
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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
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My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
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I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.
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I have no desire to carry a movie.
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I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'
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When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out, I'm not good at it.
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Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.
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I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull my body over to the side and squat. I don't want to be one of those people who are on their phone all the time.
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