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I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
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I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.
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My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
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Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
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