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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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I've never played anyone who didn't like themselves. I don't care if they're unattractive, but it's important that they think of themselves as attractive. And I guess that's part of their charm.
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If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.
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I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.
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I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.
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My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
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There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.
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I like it when people who aren't so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like it when they dress up and they look presentable. That, to me, just touches me.
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although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.
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That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.
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Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.
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