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I am an aging Girl Scout.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
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Endicott
New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.
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That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.
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But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
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I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.
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I've always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff.
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If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.
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Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.
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My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
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We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.
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If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.
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I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.
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I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
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I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull my body over to the side and squat. I don't want to be one of those people who are on their phone all the time.
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Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.
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People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.
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If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.
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The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
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My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
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