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I am an aging Girl Scout.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
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although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.
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I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.
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If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.
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But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
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I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.
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We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.
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You just can't enjoy any of the movie when you're in it.
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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
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I live in the moment.
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My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
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Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.
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If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.
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I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.
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