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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.
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It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
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I'm very domestic I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.
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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
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You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.
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I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.
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I always find something to keep me busy.
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I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
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