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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Endicott
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
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Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
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Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
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That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.
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I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.
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My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
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I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
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My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
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I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.
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It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.
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If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.
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I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.
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My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.
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