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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
Actress
Comedian
Film Actor
Novelist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
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Endicott
New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
Straight
Guys
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Forget
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Craft
Really
Crafts
Gay

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