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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.
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