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A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.
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I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music.
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Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.
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