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A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.
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Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.
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I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'
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I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the same thing over and over again.
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My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
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I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
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I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.
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I love old cookbooks. I just got such a kick out of them, how the color would be way off or fake looking. The cook books now look so much like magazines, you'll never make food that looks like that. I'd rather see it the ugly way than they way they do it now.
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There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.
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On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris
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although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.
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I have no desire to carry a movie.
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
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Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.
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When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.
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All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.
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