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My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.
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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
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I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.
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There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.
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I have no desire to carry a movie.
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It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
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As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever had,' and it's always me saying it. But I do know in my heart they all feel the same way, probably.
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That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.
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I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.
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