Quote

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

Amy Sedaris

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
Actor
Actress
Comedian
Film Actor
Novelist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Endicott
New York
Amy Louise Sedaris
Stuff
Used
Cheaper
Easter
Greek
Mom
God
Later

More quotes by Amy Sedaris

Image
There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
Amy Sedaris
Image
When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.
Amy Sedaris
Image
I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
Amy Sedaris
Image
I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.
Amy Sedaris
Image
I always find something to keep me busy.
Amy Sedaris
Image
I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music.
Amy Sedaris
Image
My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
Amy Sedaris
Image
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
Amy Sedaris
Image
I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
Amy Sedaris
Image
But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.
Amy Sedaris
Image
I'm not a first-place person.
Amy Sedaris
Image
All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.
Amy Sedaris
Image
I'm not very good with drink recipes. If I'm entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I'll make for the whole evening of the whole month.
Amy Sedaris
Image
I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.
Amy Sedaris
Image
Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.
Amy Sedaris
Image
I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.
Amy Sedaris
Image
I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.
Amy Sedaris
Image
You just can't enjoy any of the movie when you're in it.
Amy Sedaris
Image
I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.
Amy Sedaris
Image
When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.
Amy Sedaris