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I care about what the people I care about think about me. It's a short list, but I really care about what those people think.
Amy Schumer
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Amy Schumer
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: June 1
Actor
Comedian
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Podcaster
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Director
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Amy Beth Schumer
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Very neat for a boy always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's like, 'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.
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