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I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.
Amy Schumer
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Amy Schumer
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: June 1
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Director
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Amy Beth Schumer
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