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The way that these girls keep themselves skinny is awful, isn't it? By vomiting or using hard drugs - which I can't afford.
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Amy Schumer
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: June 1
Actor
Comedian
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Podcaster
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Director
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Amy Beth Schumer
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