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I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all.
Amy Schumer
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Amy Schumer
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: June 1
Actor
Comedian
Not Funny
Podcaster
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Director
Television Producer
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Amy Beth Schumer
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