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I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

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Amy Schumer
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: June 1
Actor
Comedian
Not Funny
Podcaster
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Director
Television Producer
Writer
Manhattan borough
New York City
Amy Beth Schumer
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Darker
Nothing
Drawn
Really
Forced
Always
Shock
Value
Humor
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