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I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.
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Amy Schumer
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: June 1
Actor
Comedian
Not Funny
Podcaster
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Director
Television Producer
Writer
Manhattan borough
New York City
Amy Beth Schumer
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We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
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