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To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you're saying to people.
Amy Schumer
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Amy Schumer
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: June 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Director
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Amy Beth Schumer
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