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I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.
Amy Schumer
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Amy Schumer
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: June 1
Actor
Comedian
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Podcaster
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Director
Television Producer
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Amy Beth Schumer
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