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To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see.
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Amy Schumer
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: June 1
Actor
Comedian
Not Funny
Podcaster
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Director
Television Producer
Writer
Manhattan borough
New York City
Amy Beth Schumer
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Inequality
Women
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