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Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
Amy Schumer
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Amy Schumer
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: June 1
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Director
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Amy Beth Schumer
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Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up.
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I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless.
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I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.
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I asked for a glass of Chardonnay. And in a 9/11-like twist, they didn't have any. They offered me Pinot.
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He was really into family... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife.
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I've done some things I'm embarrassed about, and I like to tell people about them so that maybe they feel less embarrassed or alone when they do something they're unsure about.
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I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.
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I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.' Oh, really? Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear. Alright, maybe your uncles didn't love you.
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It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna!
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I've got a terrible person in me just as much as anybody else, and I think - I like to think I also have a really good person in me.
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Very neat for a boy always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's like, 'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.
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I may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working my ass off and staying at the pace I'm at, and I feel a responsibility to do that because of the women who have done it before me, and the ones who need to do it after me.
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I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'
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You shoot saltwater in your ass?
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I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.
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The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.
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I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
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Stand-up is not something that you're good at right away. You have to do it a ton. But, I think I got to shave a year off because I didn't have to get over stage fright.
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I call myself a comic.But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5.
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