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Change is the only constant. Learn to surf your life instead of planting your feet.
Amy Poehler
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Amy Poehler
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: September 16
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Amy Meredith Poehler
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In my twenties I tried cocaine, which I instantly loved but eventually hated. Cocaine is terrific if you want to hang out with people you don't know very well and play Ping-Pong all night. It's bad for almost everything else.
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The minute anyone makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.
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Saying yes doesn't mean I don't know how to say no, and saying please doesn't mean I am waiting for permission.
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I've grown tired of smoke and mirrors. I yearn for the clean, well-lighted place.
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Believe me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I am convinced I could have had sex with both Tony Bennett and John McCain if we weren't each happily married at the time we all met.
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When in doubt, make funny faces.
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Stop whining about getting old. It's a privilege. A lot of people who are dead wish they were still alive.
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Just breathe. Sometimes you're only a few breaths away from feeling better.
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It's nice to be short, because people expect less from you.
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I had no idea how to get guys to notice me. I still don't. Who cares?
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The French have launched their own version of Google, called Quaero. You just type in the subject you're interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you.
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In conclusion, I invite the media to all grow a pair. And if you can't, I will lend you mine.
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I've failed a million times on stage. I've listened to notes that I knew weren't right. I've pitched ideas and let other people change them, knowing that it was the wrong choice. The question you have to ask yourself is: How do you want to fail? Do you want to fail in a way that feels like it respects your tastes and value system?
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