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Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane.

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Amy Poehler
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: September 16
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