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Stop whining about getting old. It's a privilege. A lot of people who are dead wish they were still alive.
Amy Poehler
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Amy Poehler
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: September 16
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I don't think a man who is fifteen years younger than me should tell me he is proud of me unless he is my sober coach or my time-travel dad.
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Talented men are not threatened by talented women. They welcome them. And same way with real men.
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