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Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers…for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.

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Amy Poehler
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: September 16
Actress
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Amy Meredith Poehler
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