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A popular writer writes about what people think. A wise writer offers them something to think about.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom. The flabby wine-skin of his brain Yields to some pathologic strain, And voids from its unstored abysm The driblet of an aphorism. The Mad Philosopher, 1697
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