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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.
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NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Twice – Once too often.
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QUIXOTIC, adj. Absurdly chivalric, like Don Quixote. An insight into the beauty and excellence of this incomparable adjective is unhappily denied to him who has the misfortune to know that the gentleman's name is pronounced Ke-ho-tay.
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MINISTER, n. An agent of a higher power with a lower responsibility. In diplomacy, an officer sent into a foreign country as the visible embodiment of his sovereign's hostility.
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Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions.
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When you doubt, abstain.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures.
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EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.
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RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.
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NOBLEMAN, n. Nature's provision for wealthy American minds ambitious to incur social distinction and suffer high life.
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Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.
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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
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WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.
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Scriptures - The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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