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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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Self-evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else.
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Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Romans the censor was an inspector of public morals, but the public morals of modern nations will not bear inspection.
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OWE, v. To have (and to hold) a debt. The word formerly signified not indebtedness, but possession it meant own, and in the minds of debtors there is still a good deal of confusion between assets and liabilities.
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YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following and seven cities compete for the honor of endowing a living Homer.
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MISCREANT, n. A person of the highest degree of unworth. Etymologically, the word means unbeliever, and its present signification may be regarded as theology's noblest contribution to the development of our language.
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DIARY, n. A daily record of that part of one's life, which he can relate to himself without blushing.
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An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance. Discovery of truth is the sole purpose of philosophy, which is the most ancient occupation of the human mind and has a fair prospect of existing with increasing activity to the end of time.
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HYDRA, n. A kind of animal that the ancients catalogued under many heads.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Justice is a commodity which in a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.
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Uncommon extension of the fear of death.
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Backbite: To ''speak of a man as you find him'' when he can't find you.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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REPARTEE, n. Prudent insult in retort. Practiced by gentlemen with a constitutional aversion to violence, but a strong disposition to offend. In a war of words, the tactics of the North American Indian.
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Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for bliss.
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REALITY, n. The dream of a mad philosopher. That which would remain in the cupel if one should assay a phantom. The nucleus of a vacuum.
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PORTUGUESE, n.pl. A species of geese indigenous to Portugal. They are mostly without feathers and imperfectly edible, even when stuffed with garlic.
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An old wine-bibber having been smashed in a railway collision, some wine was poured on his lips to revive him.
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gratitude, n. A sentiment lying midway between a benefit received and a benefit expected.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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